Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
Alternately known as “white person fucks with police because he feels confident they will not shoot him for no reason”
And this is what we call white privilege my friends.
wait so people get shot for talking on the phone while driving? is that how they stop you? they see you talking so they shoot you and just hope you land your car in a ditch off the road? or is it far more dramatic? do the police officers pull you over shoot you and then take your phone and say “sorry he is a little busy right now”.
Oh sorry guys how can i be so stupid you are trying to say that if the man doing this wasn’t white that the policeman ( yes police man not officer we’re being stereotypical so they are a man) would find any excuse he could to kill the man because all other races are below white people.
Wait guys another light bulb just went off. Not all Police Officers (notice i am including women here) are white! so stop.
That is all. My only problem with this post is that he didn’t give the recipe for these cookies. you are no help sir.